Chapter 141 – Pyramid

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 Together with Elena and Nancy, we drunk the night away with wine in a luxury hotel in Egypt and that night I had a strange dream.

When I was sleeping in a very large luxurious bed,
Nancy and Elena came inside the room―

The two people were fighting over something.
But, the two people weren’t able to communicate with words but with gestures.

The two people somehow managed to achieved mutual understanding through gestures and reconciled.
They changed into a charming negligee and went up to my bed.

Nancy approached to my left while Elena to my right,
and the two gave the sleeping me a kiss on the cheeks from both sides.

The screw-up me, who was a DT for as long as 30 years, had no choice but to keep pretending to be asleep.

When I kept pretending to be asleep, the two were exasperated and entered from both sides of my bed.
I was sandwiched between the two people on the bed and became a『Blond hair beautiful women sandwich』’s stuffing.

*Squeeze squeeze* I’ve begun to be pressurized by something soft from both sides.
My pyramid started to become gigantic due to the pressure of two, totaled four, soft things from each side.

And then, I woke up.

「What? It’s a dream, huh……」

When I woke up and looked carefully,
there were traces that somebody was sleeping on both of my sides……

No way.

When I got out of the bed and went into the living room,
Elena and Nancy were getting ready to go out.

「Eh? Why are you getting ready to go out?」
「You’re slow, Seiji!
Get ready because we are going to the tour of the pyramid.」

「Pyramid? This early in the morning?」

It’s 7 o’clock in the morning right now. I’m still sleepy.
I’d also like to see the continuation of the dream from a little while ago.

「Because the number of the admission ticket is limited, we will not be able to buy if we don’t go from morning.」
「I see.」

The reminds me, when we were drinking yesterday, I promised that we would see the pyramid together.

Elena got ready to go out without knowing the reason.


 When we arrived at the admission ticket counter, a large number of people have already lined up.

I somehow managed to buy a ticket for three and decided to directly head towards the pyramid.

「S-, So huge!」

Elena looked up absentmindedly with her mouth agape.

「What on earth is this, Seiji-sama?」
「It’s a historic ruins built in the olden days but,
for now, is the doctrine called tomb of kings plausible?」

「Tomb of kings, huh……
Were they kings of giant-kin?」

I laughed unconsciously.

「How terrible for you to laugh, Seiji-sama!」

Elena began to hit me repeatedly.

When I patted Elena’s head in return, she puffed out her cheeks and sulked.

Somehow, such appearance of Elena is cute too.
The fight has ended and Elena has also been able to considerably calm her mind.

「What were you talked about with Elena, Seiji?」

Since Elena and I were talking in Arabic, Nancy didn’t understand.
When I translate the conversation up to a little while ago―

Nancy held her stomach and burst into laughter.

Elena seemed to noticed that the conversation from a little while ago was exposed,
I’ve been hit repeatedly once more.

We arrived at the entrance of the pyramid whilst I was being hit by Elena.

「Are we going to enter from here, Seiji-sama?」
「Oh, that’s right but are you scared, Elena?」

「Uhm, will a monster not appear?」
「There’s no monster inside the pyramid.」

Umu, this line of Elena,
feels somewhat like a flag……

When we entered the pyramid timidly―

A『Danger』sign was indicated on the map……


「There is something, Elena!」
「N?  Is it a monster!?」
「I don’t know since it is in a remote location but it’s still alright.
Please be careful.」

When Elena and I advanced cautiously,

「Seiji, Elena, what are you being afraid of?」

I’m not afraid!
Nancy was amazed.

「Be careful Nancy, there seem to be something dangerous.」
「Something dangerous!? Will a ghost or something appear?」

Nancy wasn’t convinced at all.
It can’t be helped, we had no choice but to move forward in this place, huh.

But, what on earth could it be?

When we advanced through the mysterious passage, we arrived at the king’s room.
When we were fascinated by the mysterious sight―

I discovered someone, whom indicated with『Danger』, was approaching.

Moreover, it’s not from the passage we came from.
Then, from where?


When I shouted, Elena looked upwards as well.
Nancy was attracted by the Elena and me, who was looking upward, and looked up too.

*Flap flap*

It was a bat.

「What! Don’t be scared, it’s just a bat.」

Nancy said so, showing an shocked look,
but I didn’t lower my guard yet.

The bat gives off『Danger』.

What kind of thing is it?
It looks like an ordinary bat at first glance.
Then why is it giving off『Danger』?

When I look carefully, the bat is flying in a strange way.
I tried to use【Appraisal】and―

It’s an ordinary bat but,
The status’『Condition』have showed that it has a certain hemorrhagic fever.
That’s why it gives off『Danger』!

「Elena, that bat has developed a disease. It’s dangerous, stay away!」
「Yes, Seiji-sama.」

「Hey, Seiji. It’s just a bat.
Why are you so cautious?」
「The way it fly is strange, there’s a high possibility that it developed some kind of disease. Be careful.」
「I-, Is that so?」

Watching it whilst being cautious for a while,
the bat is going to enter into the hole-like vent around the ceiling.

Because it seems dangerous to leave it unattended,
I put a tracking beacon on the bat.

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18 thoughts on “Chapter 141 – Pyramid

  1. Rock May 2, 2016 / 2:36 pm

    That skill can even detect pandemic, huh ?

    Liked by 1 person

    • crashclown May 2, 2016 / 8:25 pm

      she’s traveling across the world, so that could have been quite an issue. Seiji everybody, preventing the deaths of millions, just another weekend for our hero.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Anonymous May 2, 2016 / 2:41 pm

    Goddammit. I thought after 141 chapters our 30 year old virgin would finally lose his virginity. I absolutely should not have expected that. I’ll make sure to have no hope in the future for him.


    • The One Above God May 2, 2016 / 5:53 pm

      He’s a (Hero)Wizard right niw. A little bit older and he’ll turn into a (Hero)Sage; even older and he’ll turn into(Hero)Great Sage; beyond that, he might become Wisdom King Raphael lol.


  3. Ultrabenosaurus May 2, 2016 / 2:51 pm

    At least this implies he won’t be caught off-guard with an STD if he ever manages to rid himself of his Wizard status…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. deadlybell May 2, 2016 / 2:51 pm

    thats…..dangerous …..


  5. byakuren hijiri May 2, 2016 / 2:58 pm

    the bat has zombie fever and will bite someone then zombie apocalypse!!!!


  6. Leech May 2, 2016 / 3:44 pm

    Thanks for the chapters!


  7. evil May 2, 2016 / 3:50 pm

    Hmmm without Aya the story suddenly became more interesting and… more pink…

    Liked by 1 person

    • yuu-oniichan May 2, 2016 / 5:02 pm

      Seriously, the story has always been like this for a while now.

      She’s like a +5 imouto of protection.

      Liked by 1 person

      • Joshua Miguel Roque May 2, 2016 / 10:14 pm

        That’s because her brother is dense in a way…. No maybe a moderate dense since he didn’t even think about Leila doing the *deeds* that is done alone at night.


    • Starltyz May 3, 2016 / 2:45 am

      Hey i havent seen life this past months. What did you do to it? Where’s my life? Our life? I need a life!


  8. Seinvolf May 2, 2016 / 4:58 pm

    Thank u always for ur great work…

    Too bad it’s just a “dream”…


  9. udin-san May 2, 2016 / 5:47 pm

    thank you for the chapter


  10. laneofmagic May 19, 2019 / 2:37 pm

    So he’s a walking-talking disease detector?
    Thank God, it actually didn’t return out to be a Mummy or Vampire.


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